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Also, did you know that the bible mentions unicorns no less than nine times!

A second grader was suspended because he bit a pop tart into the shape of a mountain- the school mistake it for a the shape of a gun.

More americans have been dumped by Taylor Swift then died of Ebola.

Jack Daniel's last spoken words were: One last drink, please.

Adam Lambert shazams himself.

Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. What is Neil A. backwards?

Mike Tyson saw Ali's last match at the age of 14 and got mad at Harry Holmes who beat Ali. Tyson got Ali on the phone and said that he would grow up and beat him for Ali. Several years later Tyson met Holmes and Ali, now retired, even stepped into the ring and said: remember your promise. Tyson destroyed Holms in the fourth round. Karma.

Bananas are berries.

Ivanka Trump thinks that a year has eight months. (Just check her stupid Insta.)

It is illegal to climb trees in Oshawa, a town in Ontario, Canada.

Only 2% of Earth population naturally has green eyes.

When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her.

The word 'nice' originally meant foolish or stupid.

If you ever feel stupid, remember a sloth will sometimes grab his own arm, thinking its a branch and fall to its death.

Pumbaa was the first Disney character to fart in a Disney movie.

Walt Disney was sacked from his original job because his boss said that he had no imagination.

The word 'gaga' is used as a word to describe an idiotic girl in Latino.